
Coo coo!
(Right now I may be just your pigeon boyfriend
But one day I hope to be your pigeon husband.)
Me in my okosan cosplay uwu
(via ayubutts)
The smallfolk say it was King Renly’s ghost, but wiser men know better.
(Source: corcordium, via cavernousmaw)
It’s toxicodendron (“poison-plant” — ivy, oak, sumac, etc.) season here in the US! There’s lots of things you can do to help calm the itching, oozing, and blistering if you get exposed to those nasties, but here’s one thing you SHOULDN’T do: do not use a topical cream containing antihistamines (such as Benadryl or Caladryl) on a rash caused by a poison plant.
Why? When your skin is rashed from a contact dermatitis (allergic reaction to something touching your skin, such as poison ivy), the skin becomes hypersensitive. And unfortunately, in many people, putting antihistamine cream on hypersensitive skin can trigger more local skin inflammation and damage (translation: “YOU SKIN ALREADY BAD, YOU PUT BENADRYL CREAM TO MAKE LESS BAD, SKIN GET MUCH MORE BAD!”). This can actually increase your risk of getting a bacterial infection in your poison ivy rash (ooh, fun!).
was the translation really necessary….?

But good info regardless.

“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
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“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
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“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark, via dayoshi)

He’s not even doing anything right now he’s literally just touching her butt and making this face
Old!Souji you’re at like a thousand right now, I need you to come back down to maybe a 5.
He looks like he’s sleeping here.
Perfect dialog.
(via ayubutts)